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What's awkward was that Donald Sterling really only loved half of Drake (the white jewish side)

that's your white guilt.

When you laughed at your own joke, were you inhaling or exhaling through your mouth?

OMG Look at Danny Green cracking up right behind Paul George!!!!

Yet he'll always be

But where's Adam Wainwright? This is some kind of anti-Cards conspiracy article! Deadspin sucks!

You literally could not pay me to read 32,000 words by and about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but I must say that the choice of Saturn Devouring His Son to accompany this piece is beyond inspired.

32,000 sad words out of Tampa that inevitably involves a lot of punting.

The buccaneers were pirates who attacked Spanish shipping in the Caribbean Sea during the 17th century. The term buccaneer is now used generally as a synonym for pirate. Originally, buccaneer crews were larger, more apt to attack coastal cities, and more localized to the Caribbean than later pirate crews who sailed to

"God dammit. That thing on my back better not be what I think it is." - The Oriole

Not a lawyer by any means, but based on what's publicly available, he's almost assuredly going to be convicted, but it's hard to say precisely what for yet. He's charged with 1st degree murder, and while there's heaps of evidence that makes it seem almost impossible for him not to be guilty, investigators have yet to

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

By deleting the not especially controversial tweet, Dwight made both sides hate him.

If only athletes ran the world.

I wonder what he thinks about aliens.

The supposed lack of competition in the league hasn't resulted in any one winning a big pile of rings, so I'm not sure how that relates.

Lakers 1972 roster: Gail Goodrich, Jerry West, Elgin Baylor, Wilt Chamberlain Lakers 1987 roster: Magic Johnson, James Worthy, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, A C Green Lakers 1999 roster: Kobe Bryant, Shaquile O'Neal, Robert Horry, Derek Fisher, Brian Shaw

nice work. problem is, it's not exactly "hot taek" fodder, because I believe the conclusion you can from this is that Bird was better at some things and LeBron is better at others, and you have to take into accounts teammates and opposition etc. etc. Skip Bayless' head would explode if you gave him this, which...

Yeah, that's pretty spot on, but the rebounding thing is a bit of a red herring: there were far more shots taken in the 1980s NBA than the 2000s NBA. Higher scoring games (which actually works in Lebron's favor on the PPG) with more possessions. I've long thought Lebron's more natural comparisons were Bird and Magic

....and struck him out on my knuckle ball that danced in the bay winds.