You're a special kind of stupid. Highlights for kids must soar miles above that thing you call your head.

Nothing you said makes any sense. You are doing more harm than good. Let's say vacations on the moon were invented and popularized, say, tomorrow. The fact that all the reading and listening to other people and dreaming of visiting the moon since you were 6 is not a substitute for going to the moon. Most anyone can…

C'mon. You aren't being clever and you know it. Or maybe you don't, so here's this: collective nouns or collective noun phrases like "white people" aren't meant to include everyone. Where are you when someone says something like, "Americans are fat"? Do you say "NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NEENER NEEENER NEENER!"…

No, actually I didn't. That's the second time today. Damn, that sucks. My bad. I need a hiatus from the internet.

Every basketball piece written on the internet that has a white majority audience has this exact sentiment. It's like a cosmic rule or something: like birds flying south for the winter, the aging white dude can't accept the major set of rule changes that happened during the late 90s, early aughts.

Well, hey. At least you recognize it. That stuff happens too, to my favorite movies. I dunno, I think it's important to recognize the difference between personal taste, and in this case, quality film making: the stuff that a movie is made of that objectively separates it from the rest of its ilk. I mean, there are…

Or, you know, sarcasm being hard to detect over the internet, which is a common issue on any non-verbal form of communication online. Which everyone knows. Jesus, I'm sorry. I was just checking.

there are literally thousands of works that go against your established rule. if that was the last time you're going to comment about it, i'm not going to take the time, either, to take the time to look up examples, structure an argument, etc. All a gamer can do is decide if he or she wants to buy the game or not.…

Excuse my ignorance, but do you guys use a particular style guide for articles like these? And I guess what I'm talking about are these large blocks of quoted text in italics. I understand boxing it off, and other conventions that can be utilized here, but why chose italics?

Do you realize many, many commenting systems have this trouble, not just Kinja? Kinja blows, but not for this reason.

More than 50 percent? Are you a child trying to sit at the adult table again?

You seem to know a lot about what's sexually appealing about men. Where do you do your research?

Funny, you'd bitch if the next trend Kotaku jumped on was naked men with half-wood, over and over, with no sign of stopping.

"But I wouldn't click on it, I'd just go somewhere else."

Except everywhere else is following the same trend.

They did it all the time, till everyone either got it, or left because they were pissed. Time passed. They got tired of saying it. Then you came along sometime/where after...

It's like someone wanted to be compensated for their work, or something. How fucking dare s/he! Why doesn't everyone have ME in mind when they do ANYTHING?

Hey, do you want an XBox one? After this comment, I'm quitting gaming. The only group of people more willfully obtuse are the Christian Right or Tea Party. It's like you saved up this comment for that one time something like this would happen, yet didn't wait long enough for an example that hurts men in a meaningful,…

You should explain things like that more, cuz I'm sure that's really not what you meant to imply.

The barb was less of a comment on the length, and more a description of how idiotic, stupid, and shitty he organized his argument, saying a lot but at the same time saying nothing.

You don't follow sports much, but yet here you are, on a sports blog, talking about a sports figure, very passionately? Must be the subject matter getting you...aroused.

Who identifies as a racist, especially in today's age? Like, I can see someone from the 1930s, 1940s copping to it.