They'd know it wasn't a Vette as soon as you blipped the throttle.

From the looks of that escort its either a nuke, a crashed UFO and occupants (I WANT TO BELIEVE) or a dry run for transporting President Donald Trump’s hair pieces.

Here’s what I read before I hit NP:

Nice car, and decently priced despite its high miles...

Ask and ye shall receive:

Oh come on!

Last I checked a base ATS 2.0T with a stick is still $36k with no options?

I gotta hand it to Kid Rock. We laughed him off as a fad or a joke in the 90s and he’s still...around. The weird part is he’s been around so long, he’s no longer even seen as the over-the-top circus performer he came out as. Did Rock change or did the world?

Torchinsky - I have a master’s in advertising, and my thesis was on brand identity.

My wife and I were just at Carmax a couple weeks ago looking at some vehicles that would transport 6 people in comfort and did not contain the word minivan (we’ve owned an Odyssey since 2005). The sales guy showed us a few and let us test drive several. Prior to that I asked if these had extended warranties available…

You could say Phil Collins is in the air tonight

I wonder if there’s a point where the repair total will end up exceeding the vehicle value. At its current level of hyperactive depreciation and constant unreliability, I think the answer is yes.

...then the next thing you know, your kids are watching Land Before Time 14: Sharptooth Buys a Desktop Fax Machine.

Literally as I was sending in today’s column, the alarm started going off for no reason. Not kidding.