Is the donkey being harmed? Is he having fun?

Who made you the fucking arbiter of the value of human life?

The Boomer Clause. I'll allow it.

That fascist crap over American Ninja Warrior? Really?

You never know if you'll get stuck at a shitty hotel without Wi-Fi or data connection.

My last working trip I loaded on Rick & Marty and Bob's Burgers. I **hate** air travel and need comedic humors to numb the rage.

Shot in the head, but not consenting to surgery. Soon, but not yet.

Too soon!

This is The A.V Club. When it comes to fisting, we're all in.

Goddammit, I shouldn't have laughed at this, but here's a fucking upvote.

Oh, stop being such a dork.

I hear there are pills for that.

Alcoholics are angry. Inside.

Just say fuck, big baby.

Yeah, but I don't see how they can top one or two.

Oh shut up, you big baby.

Can I have a vast undiscovered dimension made up entirely of interrupted boobs instead?

Right now, we’re focused on a reboot, or a continuum and then a reboot of some sort. … Well, we’ll bring him back, then we have to figure out what comes next. That’s what I mean. It’s not really a reboot, it’s a boot — a reboot. I don’t know. … We [got] Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in the film. But then what’s the…

Wicca'd!

Eh, it worked for Bridget Jones.