Sunken eyes, pale complexion, dark outfit, incomprehensible stare.. I'm sure they had the commentriat in mind.

In my feverish dreams.

I expect this to performed during the show:

Tough crowd.

Jack Reacher: Once You Go Black You Never Go Back

..same problems The Family faced, namely the ever-present fear that there might not be enough material to sustain its premise without trotting out an army of red herrings or introducing left-field twist.

I remember he took an extended break a few years back to be with Terry and D.J, and had old articles or guest experts answer in his stead. Predictably, people were complaining soon enough.

An obligatory..

On a somewhat unrelated note, can anyone recommend me an Android keyboard that will not make me want to kill people or throw my phone down the stairs.

I guess I'll always have a certain allegiance to Dan. Reading and listening to Savage Love helped me through my various depressive episodes, and I felt a certain sense of "normality" and kinship with the perverts and fringes of the world.

The guy is just as sick answering the same damn questions again and again, hence the sometimes overly dismissive and bitchy responses.

Is she hot?

Scissor chain?

Hi, Gramps.

The Onion has a special on Internet history, I believe.

ASCII porn doesnt take that long to load, so I've managed to survive.

I live and grew up in a more traditional society, and as "a man" I've always been expected to take charge and lead. It's frankly fucking boring, and probably somewhat explains my animosity towards organized sports and the military, and such other "male domains".

Calm down, Mr. Trump.

I don't think she'd appreciate you calling her children it.

So I'm assuming Carrey is the villain here, and the film ends with him getting his just desserts, eaten alive by thousands of hungry diseased rats.