Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

You think watching a game at a bar is bad, try listening to one.

How was this not filed under Adequate Man?

Try yelling “fore” instead, you filthy casual.

The lowest bar possible.

The hypeness kinda dies when you cite “Twitter fights” when explaining a hatred for someone.

4,679 Days since UW beat UO.

The difficult game you didn’t mention is WSU in Pullman. The Head Pirate seems to have righted the ship.

That said I agree with most of what you have said. Feed Rolls-Royce the rock and open up the seam and the underneath for the Olympian and any one of 30 other guys.

Same crazy eyes.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

So nothing’s changing?

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Tell them you will work pro-bone-o if they do.

Does anybody not like him besides people who think weed is the devil?

Do we not like him? I like him.

More like Chad ‘Not Even’ Le Clos.

But Efimova DID do it, basically calling out everyone else in the pool, in the games, in the world (she knew she was on international television). And King responded perfectly—she just laid out the plan and completely fucking punked her.

I can’t wait for my two year-old daughter to watch and really get into the Olympics with me for stuff like this, not just women from all different walks of life performing incredible acts of athleticism on the grandest stage there is, but also specifically for quotes like when Lilly king defended her initial comments…

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

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