five years is pretty par for the course for rape in this country, though what the judge actually said is horrifying and I thought we'd got past that. I'm not sure, either, that he consoled the guy - more of a telling off for pleading innocent.

Being realistic about what goes on in an essentially bigoted society is not necessarily being part of the problem.

hair removal cream would be far more of a pita, to be honest. Now waxing...

Ok, I think I've got this now. American magazines just straight out, openly lie. That's it?

Game of Frones?

oh my God, you made me laugh till I cried. Four times. Thank you so much.

but because your not a dog, you don't like it at all?

Lentils. Mmmmmm. Not least because you can't make a dhosa without lentils, and without dhosa the world would be a sadder, bleaker place.

"This video only plays in the United States."

Is it weird that I actually find this kind of sweet?

yeah, not sure your convincing me ;-)

OH, GARY OLDHAM, YOU BASTARD. Tarnishing my view of you as one of my favourite actors. Booooo.

showing my age, but - pkb. Or even ikyabwai.

I think I love you.

but it's still fun, right? There isn't some study telling us that no-one enjoys it?

and next, an equally surprising study telling us that actually, masturbation doesn't turn you blind?

no, it made perfect sense to me. Should I worry?

just to be utterly anally retentive, the ndrangheta are a separate organises from the mafia or cosa nostra. Similar, but different. And viv'il Papa!

THIS ONE.

the spelling looks kind it could work, but it doesn't really go with the nice neat drawing. Bit if a discrepancy. I could be wrong.