Thank you! Plea-bargaining - I think that's what I mean - never mind bring found guilty without a trial - isn't something that happens here, so it's a bit hard to understand.

Ok, I am a stranger to the american justice system, but how is it possible to be charged with murder six times for one death? And how the literal fuck does resistant kicking a four year old in the stomach while wearing shoes count as manslaughter? Urgh.

Working for me...

Or, more succinctly:

Chuck Berry, i think?

Hang on, no arrests have been made? That's even scarier than the actual spying, if anything. What?! Just - WHAT?!

Whereas the black mother of mixed race kids just gets people assuming she is a nanny, according to another jezebel article :-(

Mmmmmmmmmmm, haggis.

Check your breath for erectile dysfunction?!

Meiosis?! Manipulative is what I meant. Stupid autocorrect.

Making fun of the Daily Mail is not the point. The Daily Mail is a disgusting, misogynistic, borderline racist, hate mongering, disgracefully meiosis piece of shit. It is EVIL.

CARDIGANS? FUCKING CARDIGANS? Oh fuck off, world. I didn't suddenly morph into a non-tattooed request and pearls girl when I reached thirty nine. And frankly if the heinously evil shitstorm that is the Daily Mail thinks I should have stopped wearing miniskirts nine years ago, all the more rain to wear one with a nice…

Paedophilia is a different thing.

I think that actually mitigates against Allen being a paedophile. She was creepily younger than him, yes, but *not* a prepubescent child. Paedophilia and liking very young women are completely different things.

"Fuck that dad"? No. Never in a million years.

Jezebel, seriously. You're better than this.

Ugh. Although, tbf, I thought BMO was a girl?

aaaaaaaand now I look ridiculous :-p

Pore over, I'm *sure* it's "pore" over.

I can't get my head around those kind of costs - and how can it be right for him to be directed to pay for something that neither he nor his wife even wanted? medical interventions he asked *not to have*?!