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@rolfke: Thank you very much. Yes, this was when I was in Poland, as I thought. Doesn't look too bad actually!

@Gourmet Spud: Surely a oui look can't do any harm?

@Phinstripes: In fairness, a non-smoker can still usually smell it (I know I can).

@Deez: Thank you for the polite response. When was this announced? I'm assuming it was when I was in Poland for 3 weeks and had no internet access.

Hold on, is GoldenEye coming out on the Wii?

@fuchikoma: C'mon now, the guy is 13, cut him some slack!

You've all been had. That's actually Santonio Holmes with an amazing Ochocinco mask.

@tastes_like_burning: "Do did Drew"

@Phintastic: What happened to your star? And by star, I of course mean your anus.

Not exactly 'See My Dong', is it?

@Yinka Double Dare: That's the one! Yeah, I loved waking up early on Saturday knowing I had 3 matches to look forward to. Kinda crappy commentators and studio presenters compared to here though (just as our studio NFL coverage is laughable, though thankfully we get the US game coverage from CBS or whoever).

I haven't been this excited for an FPS in quite a while. Looks fantastic.

@Peanut The Kidnapper: A timeline depicting the shrinking of his balls would make a fine accompaniment.

@tastes_like_burning: When I lived in the US in 2004 there was a dedicated soccer channel that showed three live games on Saturdays, even more than we get in the UK. I think it was Fox something-or-other.

Releasing it the day after Call of Duty: Black Ops doesn't seems like a very good idea to me.

Hey David, no 'thanks' to your old pal duckmouth for the tip? :'(

@AzureTexan: His length has yet to be determined.

@Prick Top: Possibly; if he had made that putt he would have had a larger disappointment, but also $165,000 extra in his pocket... so overall I guess he'd prefer he made it!

@Prick Top: I thought so to, but then I found out that this is on the dressing room wall: