It was 'Peaceful Easy Feeling' by The Eagles. It was far from it, cos I tore my foreskin in my eagerness to stick it in before she was... ready. Still bear the scar to this day.

@HeathenKiller: That's the spirit!

@One Man Wolf Pack: I guess you need to be starred to make insensitive comments with impunity.

@Hatey McLife: 'Tracksuit bottoms'. No-one says 'trackie bots' in the UK, just 'trackie'. Because saying tracksuit is just too difficult.

@HeathenKiller: I was mocking their 'conversation', idiot.

lol

@Phintastic: Christ, I feel guilty for laughing at this.

Cereal guy: Pour your milk first, then add the cereal of your choice a little at a time (perhaps 5-6 spoonfuls-worth each time). This way your cereal stays crispy, and you avoid the need to cry over spilt milk.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: +1

'Shite' just so happens to be my brand.

What the fuck is up with those fucking false teeth?

@BootHillBossanova: If this were in Ireland then I'd have no doubt that the reaction would be the same. No way everyone would just sit back and watch. That said, this is probably a posh area. I bet there are parts of America where the guard would get whaled out for his troubles.

@BootHillBossanova: If this were in Ireland then I'd have no doubt that the reaction would be the same. No way everyone would just sit back and watch.

@Phintastic: I agree man. I mean if they can't tell that things aren't 100% right from the noises his poor friend is making then they are too stupid to even be security guards. Is this a sue-able offence though? How much force are these guys allowed to use in restraining people (even deaf people)?

There was a time when reports on athlete dong were well researched and done with integrity. Ah, the halcyon days of my youth...

@Orionsaint: MS permabanned people for exploiting the FIFA 10 shop glitch, so I'm definitely not risking this (especially not for some crappy games).

@Phintastic: It's definitely sickening. Nothing can be worse than the gargling sound made by Ken Bigley being beheaded. I swear that that video put me off any kind of violence. Even the Zab Judah cock-fight video turned my guts.

@RichardDJoke: Not where I live my friend. In Ireland you only know it's summer when the rain feels warmer.

@FriendlyFloyd: I'm skinny, milky-white and old fashioned... should be good for at least a BJ, eh?

The chick in #16 looks like she could snap a dick off with one clench of her buttocks. Why is it that I want to hit it?