@#c17277915:It is a better picture, and the cardboard knives are hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

@ToKeN2k6: Easy achievements? You mean the ONE achievement you unlocked (for completing training, no less) was easy?

@This user was banned: You do run slower if you have heavy equipment, and friendly fire is on if you play hardcore games. Those two 'major points' are rubbish I'm afraid.

@KeL Li: Me too. The Japanese voices are absolutely PERFECT for every character. It really seems as if the character is talking, not a voice actor. The English voices are shocking.

@cptpuppet: How many hours have you spent playing the original? My counter is glitched at 9999:99, but I'm sure I've put 150 hours into it. Definitely worth it for me (I'm not suggesting everyone is the same, but big SFIV fans will have got their $$ worth by now).

For some reason there is a 20% increase in price for the Xbox 360 version; £24.99 for PS3, £29.99 on Xbox 360: [www.amazon.co.uk]

No credit to duckmouth for the tip? :'(

Tim Langdell thinks this was a fantastic idea.

@Orionsaint: :D

Terrible sledgehammer technique 1st Sledge Man, just terrible. You need to be taking it over your head and deliver it in one movement son, you'd have put that printer into shite if you did it like duckmouth does.

@choppinwood20: Sorry about that, your comment was hidden when I made mine. Any credit for any future Corky gags will be all yours.

@Rhymenocerous: UEFA= European football (national and club)

Isn't that Corky front-row centre?

@Evdor: Considering Valve are spending $25 million on marketing for L4D2 it might be more than you think...

I apologize for being hopelessly off-topic, but I need help. Can someone please tell me how to change Kotaku so that it doesn't show certain content? I'm sick of seeing Mass Effect 2 and MW2 spoilers, and would like to block that content. I remember there being an option to include "notmodernwarfare2" or something…

@andrewwyatt: How did you check? #xboxliverewards

@dennis.cwik: It really is amazing, well done! #halloween

@D-K, has mastered the dim-mak candlepunch: Don't promote them then! If you didn't promote it then no-one other than the star commenters would see it. #parachutepanic

@peterpanpiper2: Good Lord. Who is he? #unrealengine