@excaliburps: Looks like he said "The official presser cleared things up for me".

'[laughs]' Sounds sinister! Good to see him hook up with EA, now he actually might sell some games.

@Gravnar: This will really blow your mind- I'm from IRELAND, yet the NFL is my favourite sport (much better than 'soccer'), I really enjoy playing Madden, and I love video games. Amazing, eh?

@Crippl3: @Ahsayuni: Thanks guys, I didn't realise! Now I too can call him Dude Huge, free of guilt :)

While I myself would not buy one, I can see why people would be excited about this. It's pretty sweet.

Some of the most imaginative achievements I've seen. Sure beats 'Kill 50 people using a pistol' & 'Use magic 25 times' etc. etc.

@Lezard: Sorry if I sound dumb, bbut can someone explain to me what a 'slider' is? I have no idea.

Looks very good. I particularly liked the flamethrower, it's better than I imagined.

@Brian Crecente: I know that this is unlikely to be read this late on in the commenting, but can you tell me if the 'disemvowelling' is temporary or permanent?

@ShaggE: I agree, inspired. Hulk Hogan is inherently amusing. As good a reason as any to repost this video:

@thewisestfool: "Pam" & her 5 sisters, naturally.

@NightMystic: I myself prefer having sexual intercourse with ladies. Just a personal preference mind you.

@duckmouth: I beg your pardon everyone, this was supposed to be the second vid:

@Tarutaru_Pantsu: CoD2 doesn't take much skill? Regarde:

@duckmouth: I would like to add that the same thing happened in San Andreas; it was too big, and I lost interest quickly. Vice City was the pinnacle for me. Just hearing the soundtrack brings back memories of that fantastic game.

@karasu is my homeboy: I'm with you on this. I marvelled at how well realised the city was, did a few missions, then got bored of doing the same thing over and over (i.e. drive here and shoot this person, go here and drop off this package etc. etc.) and went back to CoD4. Are there ANY original missions left for the…

The strange thing about this is that I got booted out of a game of CoD4 (mid-game) and forced to update the console.

I thought that nothing would stop me playing Halo 3, then CoD4 came along... I have played Halo 3 once since then, and it felt like I was walking in treacle. Call of Duty 4 beats it in almost every aspect. The only thing it is missing is Team Doubles (loved that), and the whole Halo 3 infrastructure, with the file…

"Absolutelt"? I just invented a new word!!

@SilentSeraphin: Absolutelt superb. I just watched the uncut version on TV a few days ago. Do you know of any other amusing dubbings like this? Fucking hilarious!