I just keep my $200ks in little wads tucked into the pockets of my back-of-the-closet/don’t-know-when-I’ll-wear-these-again tuxedos for safe keeping.

*Checks savings account

Phew, good thing I don’t have this problem. Wait... 

She recommends keeping three to five weeks of living expenses in your checking account, and at least three to six months in savings.

After you sign up for a free trial, you can cancel it the very next day (perhaps even the same day).  Your subscription will end when your free trial does and you won’t be charged.

A couple of things:

Good start... Also, we can always go to Black sources for information on Black businesses. Those websites and media properties need traffic too. I can definitely compose a whole list but for starters I will go with;
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Don’t forget reframing asking police to report bad actors not as ratting out your friends but as an extension of the “protect and serve” ethos.

Are you really trying to compare anger at pedophile priests and anti-gay stances with demonization of the very foundation of a religion? That is some apples to oranges.

As someone trying to keep down the carbs I have been using a dash of stevia liquid sweetener + water instead of a syrup and to be honest it is a damn good substitute.

One slice of blood orange on the bottom of a double rocks glass. 2 dashes of Orange angostura bitters on top, muddle and set aside.

In a shaker press two lemons, one egg white, 1.5 oz of simple syrup, and 2.5oz of your favorite whiskey and shake vigorously.

Add a large cube of ice to your glass and pour directly over…

Nothing like a good Whiskey Sour with a rye! 

The concept that a) being married and b) staying married c) that all married people have children is somehow a “better relationship choice” is so completely wrong I don’t understand where to start.

If you’re serious, comments like this show just how woefully ignorant a lot of people are about how income taxes work. In addition to it being a progressive tax rate schedule (as others have indicated, means that not all of your income is taxed at the same rate), these numbers apply to your TAXABLE income, not your…

That’s what the entire comic is about Diane

The only fake news is that tweet.

there are pictures you blind twat

Pat Shanahan is the acting Secretary of Defense? As a former Boeing employee, that scares me very deeply.

Which of these is actually anti-military?

Last I checked, the fuckwit in chief wasn’t currently a service member, nor at any point in the past. Please point out the anti-military bias you’re whinging about.

I don’t understand why you need to drag me (and other veterans and current service members) into your stupid opinion.