It seriously reminded me of Romancing the Stone. It was that perfect level of fun and threat. And Amber Heard reminded me of Kathleen Turner throughout.

A Russian hostess will NOT serve tea bags for the New Year tea. Leaf tea will be steeped and served in a fine china teapot.

Now all I want for Christmas is for the families of my Russian students to invite me over for New Year’s. Years ago a student was trying to hook me up with her uncle and her reason she thought I would like him is because he always had vodka in his freezer. I thought “what kind of woman do you think I am? And how could…

As Russian, I approve :)

I though the toastmaster thing was more Georigian than Russian. Anyways, the best toasts happen in Georgia. Everyone knows that.

The getup on Ivanka looks like something from Limited Too circa 1997, or one of those American Girl doll outfits that came in kids’ sizes as well. It looks more like Aryan Easter Party than Christmas.

Warner Bros. is boning Henry Cavill in the same way the studio boned Pierce Brosnan in the Bond films- perfect actors with crappy scripts. Cavill would have a great movie if they stopped trying to screw with Superman- the reason Superman became an icon is the irony: he’s an alien that has an idea human moral compass.…

Pair the cataloging of these items after a purge/review/removal of your non-essential items. So, after you’ve spring-cleaned a room and gotten it organized, whip out your phone, walk around the room and film it talking about the most important/valuable/expensive to replace items.

Alleged Russian spy Maria Butina has pleaded guilty to a charge of conspiring to act as a foreign agent, admitting that she was part of a Russian effort to gain entry into Republican political circles.

Release Date:

I know it’s a typo but I would love it if we could have a new Gingrich because the present version is an asshole. (Although I would ... kinda enjoy seeing the two of them hate each other INSTANTLY if he were cos.)

There was also talk today that Trump was considering New Gingrich for COS. Jared would be just as much of a disaster, but for different reasons - he’s likely to be so incompetent at it that the damage he could do would be limited. 

Well, they’re catching a lot of witches, I guess he means. Success?

Since he’s already talking ep9, this is a different project.

I think we have maybe 1 story a month about a crazy airline passenger. Usually they’re on drugs, have mental health issues, anger management problems, or they’re just an awful, racist, shitty person at any level of intoxication. Rarely is it a drunk. And to punish everyone else because of an incident happening once in…

The google search to try and back up your (bad) opinion is an interesting choice. I don’t want to see more lame-ass opinion pieces that want me to sit in a tube in the sky for extended amounts of time smelling other people’s farts stone cold sober.

OK, Mr. Killjoy McNofunerson.

Counterpoint: flying sucks, drinking something helps. 

One time my plane had a stop in Kentucky. I left the pilot use my phone’s wifi while we waited for the next boarding. Dude said I got free drinks for the rest of the way home. Then a church camp got on. I was drinking rum and Cokes next to little Christian kids at 9:30 a.m. It was awesome. 

But could you give examples of actual “fancier” bar soaps that do not make me feel dry and sticky afterwards??