More proof that Kanye was right. Today, sad white men are choosing to be owned.

But still he persisted.

Joy Reid’s attitude toward Bernie is the same as mine and a lot of liberals: “He’s alright, but he ain’t all that.” Joy has criticized and reality-checked Bernie and his policies but hasn’t gone out of her way to be particularly anti-Bernie. Still, that is a bridge too far for his fans. It is ridiculous to people like…

Let’s pass a law that requires anyone running for office to have a fully formed chin. That would pretty much get rid of all the Trumps, except Ivanka I suppose.

If you heard the smokey eye, Aunt Lydia, or softball coach jokes as jokes about her appearance, that says more about you than it does about Michelle Wolf.

She is awful.

Excuse me, the pedophile Nazi is ALSO a doctor.

And her new show on Netflix which I was previously happy about, but now I’m even more excited.

This joke alone was well worth the price of admission.

“This woman has a husband. A husband. She didn’t deserve this! HE didn’t deserve this! You’ve ruined her ... for him.”

Fucking THANK YOU. I’m a good person! I do good things! I hate injustice! I don’t need a fucking husband or kids to validate all of my feelings and experiences. Sick of over-privileged women using their platforms to remind the world that I am a lesser being because I have failed to procreate.

Of all the hot takes, this one annoyed me the most:

Having watched the entire set, I’m guessing everyone on the right is going ignore the parts of Michelle’s set where she:
-Called Rachel Maddow the “Peter Pan of MSNBC”, except “instead of never growing up, she never gets to the point”
-Makes fun of MSNBC’s slogan
-Called Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzynski “A MeToo story…

Plus she made fun of her own voice in the set. She beat them to it and her takes were actually funny.

I was only passingly familiar with Michelle Wolf before her blistering performance at the WHCD. Now she is my everything. The pearl-clutching by the very media outlets she savaged is somehow hilarious and pathetic.

Obviously, they hated Stephen Colbert back in the day too. That said, do you think the set would have been perceived differently if it was a man telling the jokes? Is she being dinged for not playing nice, like a good girl should?

She had the choice of either doing as expected and complimenting the emperor’s new clothes, or telling him that his dumb ass is butt naked.

shirts.

Michelle Wolf is absolutely the voice of bemused reason here. All these idiots pretending to be offended are making me feel like I’m finally overdosing from all the gaslight in my system

Swear to god, on Monday the entire press corps is gonna stand up and applaud when Sanders walks into the briefing room and I’m gonna barf.