I think, for Haberman, it’s a combination of (1) wanting to suck up to keep her access to the WH (don’t forget that photo of her with Orange Foolius in the Oval) and (2) butthurt at how Michelle Wolf called journalists like her out.

She even went after JoeMeeka. LMAO:

I died laughing, but then again I have a sense of humor.

Swear to god, on Monday the entire press corps is gonna stand up and applaud when Sanders walks into the briefing room and I’m gonna barf.

Trump also got his crowd to boo the concept of Hispanic people, so maybe that should be the lead story for the media rather than some tame jokes told at a $3,000/plate dinner designed to fund itself and nothing else.

People keep claiming that Wolf makes fun of Sarah Slanders’ physical appearance, and I’m still trying to figure out where she does that. The smoky eyes and Aunt Lydia jokes were so fucking obviously about the lies and the bullshit.

“Nothing cuts so deeply as the truth.”

Woman spoken the truth, while making a joke, world is ending.

But you just did make it worse.

While some may feel it’s a copout that Jane survived her destined death

Even though Democrats have been pretty bullshit at helping minorities, this perennial Republican appeal is insultingly hilarious.

Trump just like to drop names like its hot.

Obviously, this pales in comparison to the squillion other things Trump does on a daily basis to prove himself to be a garbage human, but the seemingly erratic use of initial capitalization in his tweets drives me up a wall.

I don’t know how half the shit these bastards pull isn’t illegal. Saying ICE is America’s Gestapo isn’t even an exaggeration. Fuck every last one of them.

Conroy had to go. Preaching such a radical theme of actual fairness for everyone? And then letting a Muslim speak? Oh no, can’t have any of that madness pass. No sireee, Bob Mercer.

The ‘offending’ prayer:

It’s insane.

This is a deeply stupid man. Therefore he is the perfect American president. Seriously, Donald Trump is the president America deserves. We are deeply stupid.

Maybe she just meant, like, compared to his brother?

Absolutely nothing will make these toxic, caustic jackasses go away until this scenario plays out...