No Mans Sky is sort of this generations Spore. Which makes me wonder why anyone who remembers the insane hype and then UTTER paning of Spore could possibly be hyped by this new version.

Is there actually anything to do other than explore? I mean it looks incredible but I have to wonder how fun it is.

If this game fails the amount to hate he’s going to get will make Peter Molyneux and Spore look like the best things to happen to gaming.

Cars are giant, inefficient, planet-and-people-killing death machines... So go fuck a tailpipe if you love cars so much.

But how else could I know which Disney Princess I’m destined to be?!

“The manner in which I dare is...”

ftfy

I find there’s a real thing among millennials for these finger-pointing diatribes, always addressed to some “you” so that when you read them you automatically start to feel accused and resentful. Social media seems to have created an insufferably self-righteous generation of people desperately keen for something to…

Blatter: “Hello, DraftKings?”

“You want three fingers? I’ll show you three fucking fingers!”

You should also put down fireworks before you light them if you like fingers.

nah, you have to put down your beer if you do it this way.

Wearing a Fab Five Jalen Rose jersey when stranded by the side of the road is an international signal of distress.

I have been very surprised by how much I love this comic.

The moment you realize a Taco Bell stop before the game was a bad idea.

Socrates: Forget what I said. The unexamined life is fine.

I’m assuming every single one of them is named Kristen and not a single one is spelled the same.

The hat gave it away.

Sometimes a churro is just a churro.

Sorority girls love D-bags.