“You gotta lead with a shrug to really engage the traps, then lift out real slow to maximize time-under-tension for total SWOLE!”

FAAALCON PARKKK

Looks great. Love the art. And it’s already funded!

He should have spent more time on the elliptical.

*steppingonrakeafterrakeandgettinghitintheface.gif*

I understand that professional athletes often go above and beyond to connect with their home cities, but, in Rose’s case, a shot to the face seems like just a bit too much.

Um ... if you have a launch unit your warranty expired November 11 2007.

Great, another handout for the Greeks.

OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!

John Cena would be crazy op in Pokken Tournament

Laughed at the invisible ladder drop. I don’t understand why Cena is everywhere on the internet these days, but I certainly don’t disapprove.

Let us not forget. “Do you feel like a hero yet?”

Arcade games taught me this:

the biggest thing about driving stick is getting to feel the gear catching when you engage and disengage the clutch and are trading off clutch for accelerator pressure, not sure how a video game is supposed to mimic that tactile feedback but good luck fahey!

II bet he called her a Comely Dunce.

Cow breath.

Pansies. If this was a Lemon’s race they’d make ‘em finish the run like that.

“Kevin James struggles to read children’s books at elementary schools and is booed by bystanders”

And here I was thinking Hervé Villechaize committed suicide almost thirty years ago. Good to see him getting some work in Pixels. Oh wait.