Wait, is this a UFC story that isn’t about domestic abuse? How...different.

We got Splatoon porn 6 hours after it was anounced... 6... hours.

Great, another sudden influx of FNAF porn on the site I frequent.

Mazda - Car’s wrecked. Not our fault, but we’ll replace it anyway. That looks good, right?

“Well, that’s a start” - such poignant last words

REX NOOOOOOO

Spend $49k in car parts.

But, but, but how will I get my platforming/action/puzzle fix with an Indiana Jones theme until then?!

Jesus, I’ve seen cosplay that looked more authentic than that.

CONCACAF THIEVES

You know what? Fuck Panama. During the qualification for the last world cup, to get into the hex, Canada went down to Panama for a game.

El Chapo gets it:

Lil Wayne smokes kale?

Well that was nice that the guy got such a huge boost in sales. Too bad this will likely be drowned out by people who have to rage at the very mention of PewDiePie.

Pants? But then how is he supposed to show off his awesome shin tattoo with a soccer ball?!

You don’t know how currency exchanges and rates work, do you?

They lost me at multi billionaire

He looks like he’s going to his first ever baseball game and Dad promised him some crackerjacks.

I’ve chopped thousands of onions that had thicker skin than you.

Goddamn New Yorkers and their “park-by-feel” approach to driving.