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Don’t get eliminated!!!

This means that I leave you in the insanely capable hands of Patrick George...

I will miss you, Travis. :(

Very happy with my Xbox One. Love how seamless the video/screenshot feature is and the menu that pops up when you double tap the Xbox logo is extremely useful. Really enjoy the ability to go invisible online when I don’t wanna be forced into interacting with people after a long day (in a game like Destiny this is a…

Thanks for another 5 minutes of laughing.

Agreed. Making Danica Patrick or any other driver taller wouldn’t make them go faster.

I’m expecting him to explicitly declare that this was his “secret motivation”.

The fact the second one didn't punch the catcher in the back of the head is really impressive. Almost as impressive as how far she flew.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

A League of They’re Owned

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.

Haha, fuck you too! :D

A BMW i3, a $40,000+ electric car, is one of the best free cars I’ve ever seen. Why so mad?

I thought the penalty call looked iffy at best. Some people from either team run into each other and hey, presto - home cooking!

When that penalty was called maybe two Chinese girls complained. They will never be equal to the men until they learn to intimidate refs in numbers approaching six, seven or eight players

Not only am I not a client, I’m not the owner!