If there’s one thing I hate about the rumor mill, it’s that everyone can tack on any unannounced information with the disclaimer it’s a rumor. If the information happens to be real, they get all “I SAID IT FIRST!” mentality. If it happens to be wrong, oh well, it was a rumor after all. In other words, either way saves…

I’ll come visit this planet once in awhile though, like when Ant-Man comes out.

My reaction to anything related to Big Bang Theory (otherwise known as the 2nd worst successful sitcom of the past ten years)

You’re looking for Gawker.com with comments like that.

Well he’s white, so he can’t be a terrorist. Everyone knows that.

I cannot handle Shmee this AM.

For me, it’ll always be this OP’d sumbitch.

+ ‘just the tip’

I requested video of an Asian fucking some Premier League players and all I got was 2013-14 Cardiff City highlights.

What do these people want?

The full video, or just “to tips”????

I don’t think I would call Remember Me “super artsy.” Although the art direction in the game is fantastic.

*SPIT TAKE*

look into the taint area of ur heart...and u will discover the most magical playground

Did you expect better from a man who wrote a script with the line “HEY BABY EVER HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT GUY IN AN OVERCOAT?!”....and he was the fat guy in the overcoat?