(I have no friends...)

Keep it going.

Dick takes pounding. Remains uninjured.

appropo - Kanye West looks like a level 1 RPG character

At least you’re not a Bronie.

Bah, like away! Don’t let other’s opinions shape what pleases your ear holes!

Yeah, I like Babymetal more than I probably should.

Is it weird that I like Babymetal? I bet that is one confusing but ridiculously awesome show.

QUICK! SOMEONE DISTRACT NIBBY!!!

I found a typo, this video is actually for Madden 14.

...where is all the Taylor Swift?

I’m not sure why you make these articles when almost nobody has the game yet :S But ah well. I’m not bothered by spoilers.

Even busses are fumed about Tommy’s suspension

I always knew those Pats fans were an insurgency waiting to happen.

Not with her, she’s a crappy driver.