Running out of feet to shoot.

I’ve got to wonder if there was actually a moving motorcycle.
How the hell do you lose a rear sprocket? I can only imagine it on a bike with a single sided swingarm, and even then can’t figure out how that could happen.

CODE BROWN! Level Unsolved Crime.

Code Brown.

What you see:

I think Boateng wanted to become a gif. It’s the only explanation for that graceless fall.

Ray Hudson will be calling a doctor in about four hours’ time.

So how do you know if the dealership you’re going to is a reputable business and they aren’t selling lemons?

you mean basically the entire game?

I wonder if Destiny’s new horde mode will be like Destiny’s horde mode.

The car in the ad is a legit 2010 Focus, not a 2016...we didn’t get that body style in the US. Ford gave us the snooze box you pictured above. The RS was a Euro only car, as to how it got here legally is worth investigating.

Epic looking car, but slow as hell. Here is another slow eye candy:

Wow, how imaginative. McLaren, please stop being a wuss and give us the glorious orange factory colors:

I think most police departments are pretty ok with you meeting in their parking lot as well.

Time to instate a buddy-system policy with all Craigslist meets from now on.

Pikachu looks a bit too satisfied here.

In my opinion, this is the greatest looking console in history. Then again, I love colorful weird things. Sleek black boxes are fine and all but they get so boring.

“Mortal Kombat Spammer Gets What They Deserve”

I think that’s unfair. Nobody deserved this PC port.