What's even more crazy, he's got a sister named Pussy Badger

Dennis Miller for Ambassador To Cuba, Cha Cha!

Joe Piscopo and Victoria Jackson team up for most depressing
Saturday Night Live reunion ever

Kale Of Duty
Grand Theft Apple
Need For Spinach
Mario Chard Wii
Parsleymon Go

1. David Bowie - Blackstar
2. Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
3. Boston - Boston
4. Peter Frampton - Frampton Comes Alive
5. Phil Collins - No Jacket Required
6. James Horner - Music From The Motion Picture "Titanic"
7. Shania Twain - Come On Over
8. Pink Floyd - Dark Side Of The Moon
9. Meat Loaf - Bat Out Of Hell
10. Spice Girls…

"I'm sorry if it's anti-Muslim, but I'm just really worried
that ISIS is going to come to Pigfart, Oklahoma and
blow up the local Dairy Queen!"

pudding it where?

Dear Pete,
Are you the ghost of John Ritter?

After seeing that picture, Jimmy Fallon killed them
because he needed some spare fingers

“We sort of went back to the 1933 version in the sense that he’s a
bipedal creature that walks in an upright position, as opposed to the
anthropomorphic, anatomically correct Orangutan that walks on
all fours,”

[Dave Matthews begins singing "I Gave My Love A Cherry" on Iranian college steps; Toga Ayatollah grabs guitar and smashes it against the wall]

From L to R:
Verne Troyer, Kevin Hart, Tom Cruise, Tilda Swinton & Peter Mayhew

I'm going to build a wall…out of empty Bud Ice bottles,
and I'm going to make my Dad pay for it!

"My Own Private Connery"…

"Schlöndorff" is what Trump's German ancestors used to call it when they sexually assaulted someone…

Radio Announcer: Set your decoder ring to B-2.

Hello everybody!
Back to the AV Club after the great Disqus purge of 2016…
I lost all my old stuff, but at least now with a legit Disqus account, I can post obnoxious bullshit on other Disqus sites, like the crazy Republicans did here for the last year.

"What's in the box?"

Off topic…
did anybody ever get AV Club Disqus to start working again??
I had to make this account with regular Disqus just to be able to post, so I'm back to the drawing board after several thousand posts