I hereby suggest, no, DEMAND, a “Funters” tag.

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

Here, have a photograph that is completely lacking in homoerotic undertones.

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Still need to wait for the medical examiner’s report to be sure the gunshots were the cause of death.

I starred but you’re wrong here. The law isn’t arbitrary and the law isn’t pretending it didn’t happen. The law says people should be arrested and held if evidence exists that they committed a crime. Right now, because of how fucking stupid this country can be, this man was released because he shot another man in…

I am really happy for him. He did what he wanted to do, at the very top level, he has a young family and now he is going to be able to focus there. I imagine we will see him in a car again, on his own terms, and I would bet Mercedes will take good care of him.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

When you see some hipster in a Che t-shirt remember this-

Not seeing anything in the toddler range. Any chance you’ll be putting this on a onesie soon?

tuesday, i think they said

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

don’t worry, it’s not over, she still has a chance.

“How Ya Like Me Now?”

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

This complicates how we look at what led to his death, but doesn’t lessen the tragedy of his death, doesn’t devalue the loss felt by his family, friends, Miami and the Cuban-American community.