I have mixed feelings about Parks & Rec, too... Sometimes I think it's pretty good, but then other times, I think it's awesome. And like, sometimes I think it's funny, but then other times, I think it's kind of sweet and touching. So I get you.

IKR? When I read that bit, my first reaction was, "Good." A la Grumpy Cat.

How dare you? If you don't mind, they'd rather we refer them only as 'star football players with bright futures'.

I read in an article somewhere about how male country music is pretty much truck, girl, dirt road, and party but it makes money. Meanwhile at the grammys the women pretty much cleaned up because their albums had actual substance.

That was the first thought I had, too... Are they just going to buy Ken dolls, then put them in a different box? And please tell me "Celso" sounds like Kelso from "That '70s Show", because I would like to believe he has the same level of intelligence.

Finally. Thank you for thinking of the victim(s), Kira.

All of the major museums (Tate, National Gallery etc) run late nights (usually on Thursdays and Fridays) with booze, and there seems to be no threat to the artwork. I wonder what it is about the zoo.

You know what's extra sad? She maybe would've gotten away with it had she provided a cousin. Alas, organizational skills elude some of us.

I am so sick of these half assed crimes. Nobody puts any work or artistry into their crimes anymore! They think it's all like Grand Theft Auto, these dumb punks, why back in MY day...*twenty five minute story ensues*

GAH. Colored eye liner! I want it so bad! I just hate having people make any sort of comment on my appearance. It just makes me feel naked and creeped out. And I know that when I change my appearance I have to go through those couple of weeks of having to hear people give me unsolicited remarks about it. I just have…

He behaves like a puppet? So he lies in a box till someone sticks their hand up his ass?

Lets just be honest here- there IS no better defense than "a big black guy did it." Nothing gets cops drooling quite like that phrase.

A Human Ken Doll hailing from Brazil will be releasing his own line of Ken-like dolls because the world as we know it is one giant Nitzschean/Kafkaesque tragicomedy: human, inspired by plastic, inspires plastic.

Finally! The Jetsons are real!

Leighton looks so much like Jessica Lange in that poster for Mice and Men, I'm actually not convinced it's not Jessica Lange.

Maybe she has resting brat face?

I find myself reacting the same way to Madonna as I do to Jenny McCarthy at this point. Gurl Bye.