How does blatantly carrying a pair of walk of shame flip flops in your fancy purse say "shame"? It's not like a walk of shame is a term they invented. It says "walk of shame... With some damn style, and pride"

I need these.

I don't think it's saying that every woman is like that. It's not an uncommon goal to want a marriage and kids, firstly. And secondly, the ad is marketed towards that set of women. The same as the "walk of shame" ad is marketed towards women who're hooking up a lot, and the "stuck in a meeting" one is for a working…

Is it me, or are these mildly disappointing?

Not offensive. Good grief. When I was going clubbing, the truth is I was hoping to meet someone. I would say most of us there were.

I did, by the way. But I cannot recall the shoes that brought down the big game.

Also, regarding the kindergarten ad... there are stay at home moms. They do exist!

Of all the damn things in the world to get worked up over, why this? I was giggling all the way through! I love that arrow by the heel of the shoe. Hunting for men in heels and with plastic arrows...

I think it's pretty funny. I'd rather have "starter husband hunting" wear than "club" wear. Starter husband hunting sounds wayyyy more fun.

I'm glad you wrote this, because I really was "The Bronx? wtf?" in my head.

Neither does Ida B. Wells! You think I ever learned about either of them in school? It would be cool to put someone on money who doesn't get the recognition she deserves, so people could learn something new about history. Oprah Schmoprah. Hillary Schmillary. They've both done some good things but they get wayyyy more…

I'm feeling they've missed out on some wonderful product names like "Swollen Nub" or "Unsheathed Sword" or "Romance Novel Euphemism".

If we're going the fictional celebrity route, we should put Lucille Bluth on the $10 (1 banana) bill.

Whoever suggested Oprah is a goddamned moron. Top Picks: Harriet Tubman, Sojourner Truth, Rosa Parks.

If we're going to be serious about this, the first woman on U.S. paper currency should and probably would be Eleanor Roosevelt. She has a bigger list of respectable accomplishments than anyone.

I vote harriet tubman. Or does it have to be a white woman?

Margaret Sanger believed in eugenics, so she would be a great replacement for Jackson.

Erin do you realize if Kanye wont think your article is facetious, he will start campaign, so his dinosaur chew toy will be on a new $20 bill.

I respect her mom's business acumen. I just honestly can't figure out who buys their products? It has to be the same rural folks that believe professional wrestling isn't faked/nascar crowd. Basically poor GOP voters.

But aren't you a little worried that "brand" has been detached so completely from "product"? All she's selling is brand. It's so post-modern it hurts my head. Other brands manage to attach a product to their BS, but she is selling branded nothingness, and, as a person with at least one toe in The Real, I'm disturbed…

I think a crumpled one dollar bill would be more appropriate for Kim

Not gonna lie...a young Joe Biden?