OMG MY MOM READ THAT BOOK TO ME ALL THE TIME. She says that phrase to me still and I'm in my mid/late 20's. ALL THE TEARS.

I thought you were like 5 when this happened, and then you said "my wife".

Eh. If you think about it, a doll might actually be the BEST way to introduce children to the idea of the different anatomies. Kids learn a lot during playtime and this is a good way for them to learn about the different names of body parts etc, without getting caught ogling some other kid's junk on the playground out…

I remember seeing my cat's penis for the first time and thinking he had a worm crawling out of his ass. As I got closer to pull it out my wife warned me that was in fact his dick and she basically saved my life. Eternally grateful.

The night I learned my parent would die one day, I realized that meant they could literally die AT ANY MOMENT. So I stayed up all night watching them and waking them up at intervals to make sure they were still with me. They loved it.

This reminds me of a story I saw a few weeks ago where a father asked folks on the Interwebz to Photoshop a picture of his baby girl; she didn't make it out of the hospital after her birth, died just days after being born and all the photos he had of her had tubes/monitors/wires/etc. in them. He asked if people could…

She is basically Little Kelly Faircloth. When I was a child I'd worry about things, my mom would eventually lose patience and respond, "Well, what if the world stops turning tomorrow?" And I'd freak out about the possibility of what if the world DID actually stop turning tomorrow.

Needs more pouches.

Little kids cry all the time for nonsense reasons, you don't have to treat every moment like their emotional future is IN THE BALANCE.

You don't have to hate a single Jew, a single person, to accuse a country of a really terrible act. I'm positive a good amount of the people objecting would still be upset if Israel was filled with teletubbies.

Even accusing the country of genocide doesn't make one a 'Jew hater.'

Considering this kids is probably doing it with whatever props he can get his hands on...it's pretty creative and well done.

doesn't he looks like Franco doing Kim K

Off the top of my head...

Yeah it must be really frustrating having someone that pisses everyone off with terrible messaging skills as the mouthpiece for something you care about.

Tough. The vandal broke the law. Did the person who rented the sign? Do you not believe in the rule of law? Or only when the law suits you?

I was starting to think this was the Emperor's New Clothes. I'm thinking, "Is everyone blind? This dress is horrid!"

"My muffin top is all that/ whole grain, low fat/ I know you want a piece of that/ but I just wanna dance" - Jenna Maroney

Does this guy realize the answer to muffin top is buying pants the right size, not getting plastic surgery?

Plastic surgery billboards are so classy! There's this one all over my city for breast enhancement. It has a picture of a lemon, then a picture of a grapefruit, then a picture of a watermelon. I tried to find an image for you, but I couldn't! All I found is this one (which is actually pretty funny.)