Yeah, but this is a reimagining of Disney DADS so it doesn't count. And Pocahontas is a reimagining of a real person so it doesn't count. And Aladdin is a reimagining of Persia so it doesn't count. And Ariel is a reimagining of a fish...

I just don't understand the intent. The artist says they chose princesses because that's who the target is attracted to, which means that the target is small children, who-

They had to BS that out of Lion King 2 because they realized the protagonists were cousins. They had to say Kovu was Scar's heir, but not his son.

A) Just admit that you wanted to draw some Disney incest and move on. Saying this is what your target audience is attracted to this because it means that they're like 8 and you're fucking with their escapism, and also they won't understand this. At. All.

But white people Columbused tea...

... I could've died not reading that Savile item. I could've lived my whole life without that knowledge.

It happens to old people too, especially ones without family around.

Honestly? Depends on if you're referring to ghetto in it's proper definition or referring to ghetto as code for anything to black for you. I don't have any problem with white people using it in it's proper context, but it's become a slang word for my age group that people just drop into convo without realizing it's…

How could they miss that Neighbors is a scathing inditement of North and South Korean relations? Zach Efron's fun loving frat boy is clearly a metaphor for South Korea.

You're conflating things "getting in the way" of fertility with fertility itself. If, for example, I was predisposed to infertility at 28, thyroid condition or no thyroid condition, I won't be having kids at 30. I could take my meds faithfully, and I still wouldn't be having kids at 30. Yes, things can get "in the…

That's actually pretty funny.

Perfect reference is perfect.

We had appropriation, but Colimbusing is more fun, and oddly, more accurate.

I like their back and forth. I want them to star in a video about white people who call things "ghetto" in casual conversation. I think they would nail it.

Unless black people start saying it first...

It's kind of prescient in this case though.

He might have male privilege, but all of our "not related to the Kardashians especially mama kris and Kim" privilege cancels it out.

Thyroid conditions are an indicator of your overall health. Thyroid conditions run in my family, but they don't usually hit until the 30s/40s, after kids are born. I was diagnosed a few years ago at 19. Treatment won't make me MORE fertile, not any more fertile than I would've been naturally, and in fact my doctor…

My mom had me at 38, and she also is going to live forever! Seriously, though, she runs and lift, and dances. She's going to be one of those spry old ladies.

My grandpa was surly. Surly keeps you alive.