I was born when my mom was nearing 39, and not only am I super normal (really) but my mom is also perfectly healthy and still around to joke that this study means she'll always be around to big us. My grandmother had kids in her 40s. There are risks, of course, but as any age, your health before your pregnancy is…

It's only accounting for their ability to naturally get pregnant, so it's probably fine. My grandmother was poor all her life and was still able to naturally get pregnant into her 40s, and started in her 20s. Other women are super rich and need fertility treatments to get pregnant.

My parents would shake their heads not because he's gay, but because they'd think it was inappropriate for a kid to ask an adult about their personal business. That's the tipping point they're scared of!

Shrug. I had to take naps in kindergarten when I was 4. Anyway, my point isn't about naps, it's that they could've planned it so that the kids were out of the way so the only "witness" was the baby sitter. She left the door wide open for any human with eyes to call her out on her bullshit, 4 years old or not.

An alleged "whistle" for instance.

I don't always break in to houses, but when I do I choose the one right next to mine, with neighbors I see every day and who recognize my face and I do it with people home.

That's like the plot to 12 Years a Slave.

I've watched enough 90s teen shows- Clarissa Explains It All, Dawson's Creek, and Saved by the Bell- to find climbing into a friends window perfectly acceptable (and awesomely cool) behavior.

Go forth and thesis-ize!

They were wayyyy to pumped to shoot a black guy. That's excessive whether he was guilty or not.

fucking terrible or just dumb? If she'd waited until nap time for the burglary, the police would've only heard 'the black guy did it' side of the story.

She would've put herself to sleep using the mellow sounds of Kenny G on a stolen iPod. People like that don't have the empathy needed to keep them up at night

I'm also willing to bet that they didn't have snipers when they went to arrest the actual white robbers.

But cabbage patch dolls are hideous swamp monsters! They look like a garbage pail kid took one bath one day.

Everybody in my family knows that me and my aunt are BFFs because I was the first baby she clicked with, although at this point she's the favorite aunt of everybody in the family- all of my cousins and older sisters absolutely adore her, and she adores them. But I'm still the favorite!

I was telling my mom about how a child casting went at my job. She asked me how old the kids we were looking for were and I told her 4-5 years, to which she replied "that's a good year for babies. They're cutest then." So that pretty much cleared up the perfect spacing of all of my sisters and my births, but also…

Why, not mega. Phone keyboard and autocorrect, at it again.

She's not lonely, she just craves dependent, innocent babies with easily met needs who don't judge you or demand to much. There's a difference.

Mega are they called 'Reborn' though? It makes me think they're taxidermied babies, which is even creepier than vinyl.

I feel like he needs an arc reactor in his chest a la Iron Man