You hit the nail on the head. I live near South Bend and I know a few people who have paid the tab to attend Notre Dame. For four years under The Golden Dome it costs on average about a quarter of a million dollars, and that’s just tuition. A quarter million dollar education and a degree from a highly respected school…

Look, it’s clear as day to me that this fine upstanding citizen was actually trying to HELP this car lot. Obviously he wasn’t trying to destroy the gate but merely test how strong it was. Unfortunately it wasn’t a very good gate and his car went right through it. Same with the window. I mean think how bad off this…

Not at all. This young man is a shining example of what we all should aspire to. If we lived in a just world his bust would be placed on a Mt Rushmore type of monument (Personally I like Mt Dindu if we are going to pick names for it.) alongside other young men like the self proclaimed “No Limmit Nigga” , Trayvon…

Look, it’s clear as day to me that this fine upstanding citizen was actually trying to HELP this car lot. Obviously he wasn’t trying to destroy the gate but merely test how strong it was. Unfortunately it wasn’t a very good gate and his car went right through it. Same with the window. I mean think how bad off this…

Look, it’s clear as day to me that this fine upstanding citizen was actually trying to HELP this car lot. Obviously he wasn’t trying to destroy the gate but merely test how strong it was. Unfortunately it wasn’t a very good gate and his car went right through it. Same with the window. I mean think how bad off this…

Michael Brown was a violent criminal who has only himself to blame for being shot dead. Don’t pretend otherwise.

Love your articles Mike, honestly you’re probably my favorite writer here, but so help me everytime I watch your videos all I see is Brian Posehn.

Yes, Mike, I would think less of you if you mashed for a boner. . . . . . .

Don’t be fooled. That cute owl will grow up to be nothing but talons, feathers, and hate.

Doesn’t look too bad. I might have to give it a try. The first couple of seasons of the cartoon back in the 90s were some of my favorite cartoons during that time.

I’d settle for a Gohan and Piccolo buddy comedy . . . . . .

They’ve already gotten over 120K from a Continue To Give campaign. I imagine through that and various other donations they will end up coming out of this making money on the whole ordeal.

No, they should be sent back to whichever third world hole in the ground they came here from and told to enter the correct way. Because while even if 99% are “good people” 100% are quite literally criminals from the time they set foot on American soil illegally.

My personal feelings about selfie sticks are that if you using one in public it should be perfectly legal for a random passerby to take said stick from you and proceed to beat you into unconciousness with it.

Mike, be honest, how many times in your life have you been mistaken for Brian Posehn?

For the record, I would gladly let the Kings tell me to fuck off for a quarter of that price. Hell, I bet they could argue me down to an eight of that price if they really tried . . . . .

And why would it be? I mean you go there expecting to buy a slave and end up with a crummy souvenier shirt that says “I went to The Old Slave Mart And All I Got Was This Lousy Shirt”. I mean maybe if they spruced it up a little and maybe took a page from Medieval Times and hire a few struggling actors to play “slaves”…

Seven dollars to get in? Do they knock seven dollars off the price of your first slave or is that just a seven dollar cover charge?