And the little Frenchman went oui, oui, oui all the way home.

Have you tried telling them that if they were going down on a clit like the good lord intended they wouldn't have to spew such vile gender-based crap all the time?

My impression of Pam Anderson is that she is actually an intelligent, thoughtful, kind person who, despite being conventionally beautiful and gaining a lot of attention from that, suffers from poor self-esteem. Accordingly, she has a long history of making poor decisions. Predictably, most of these decisions involve…

I wish I was rich enough to participate in this boycott.

Technically anything is chemistry. Putting salt or sugar in water and watching it dissolve is chemistry... or putting an oreo in milk and watching the chocolate cookie crumble away... or exposing a rock to open air.

After the babies were born, I'd sometimes forget about them—not in a leave-them-in-the-car way, but, like, when they'd wake me up at night I'd be confused for a few seconds. "What the fuck is that godawful noise? Oh, yeah... it's you. You're a thing."

It happened with all three kids. New babies are brain-fucks, man.

"You've already been violated. It's just not worth it. It's too much humiliation."

Say what you will about Madonna being an insufferable attention-hungry inconsiderate and self obsessed moron, bitch is living her best life.

I watched it, thinking it may be cute, and my takeaway? His face went from decently attractive to weird and punchable. It reminded me of when you say a word so much it sounds like nonsense? Except with punching.

I would gladly take less money for child support to retain the right to talk shit about Chris Brown for the rest of my life.

I'm so glad the baby punting story ended with the parents apologizing.

I like this number a lot.

Eh, it's a bit salacious and the hotline information could be bigger, but as a survivor of domestic violence, any attention given to this issue is good in my book. In a better world we would all realize that abusers are typically in control. The signs are there, but it's rarely as obvious as a black eye. My ex…

We're all weird here.

FINALLY I get to say this as a rational reply to a serious question: "Masturbate furiously"

Yes. From Norway:

Maybe this ad isn't perfect. But nothing is. Are we really going to gripe about it? If it speaks to one person, I'd say that's something.

You know, I'm okay if Salvation Army wants to be thirsty as fuck when it comes to bringing light to domestic violence...

the near future