Girl was just looking for a way out.

i used to fantasize about being her daughter in high school instead of listening to the teachers -

This is so not the point, but Zephany is probably the coolest name I have ever heard.

As a native Hoosier, I have just one problem with this: These boxes probably wouldn't be necessary if the state didn't so heavily regulate women's reproductive healthcare choices.

"a normal haistyle?" We're doing this now?

whenever someone says that ("would you like fries with your order") as an insult to demean someone I cringe
what the fuck is wrong with having a job. that comment is so fucking classist and gross. get over yourself

Oh, and

Newly single, I ran into this hot guy I was acquainted with at a bar after my band played a show. I was like "Hey, I know you. What's your name again?"

He told me his name and my next question was "Wanna go make out in your car?"

It was a glorious summer day in drawing class so we all went out to the historical cemetery on campus to sketch. I was wearing a red sundress and I decided that I really wanted to get the attention of this one guy I'd been checking out all term.

So, they basically just outlined the plot of Stephen King's The Stand. #m-o-o-nspellszombieoutbreak

I feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally strongly negative about piercing babys' ears. Just because it's become normalized people think it's okay. What if I wanted to get my baby's septum pierced? How many people do you think would think that's fucked up. Piercings are a really personal choice, and plenty of women go…

My dad, who was a huge Star Trek fan, passed away a few weeks ago. Here's hoping you're "boldly going" with Mr. Spock, dad.

i have Reasons for wishing she would go out like this more. like in no way am in in charge of her, but here is like idk she looks like everything i wish i could look like. look at her in dem jeans, you barely see anything but you know she looks BALLER.

It has been documented (and apparently featured on their show) that not only has North West been vaccinated, but the adults in her household received Tdap shots again to reduce her risk for pertussis. Never thought I'd say this, but good on them.

"Lipstick looks best when you are laughing a lot."
I'm pretty into this.

I wanna snatch them off their little baby heads. Babies in bowler hats. Now that is a trend I wanna see.

North West shits on couture. Not because she dislikes it. But because she's a baby.

What if North is dressed the way she is because Yeezy doesn't want to raise a girl beholden to the colorful genderization of most toddler clothing?

I hope she is NOT the first lady president. I would hope that by the time she is old enough to run for office we have already had a female Commander in Chief a couple of times over. I really dont want to have to wait another 30 years.