Nice to see that the \m/ metal symbol is universal

Yup.

8:1

odds that she got chewed the fuck out for not wearing a backless bra?

No one should shame or stigmatize Charlie Sheen for being HIV positive. They should shame and stigmatize him for being a woman beater (and shooter) and a piece of garbage.

That voice is priceless and... I’m glad she put a price on her talent and will reap the rewards. Good on her!

I love buying CDs still, I listen to them on my kitchen boombox and in my car, cause it’s a lot easier to change a CD one handed than it is to illegally search through my ipod for a new artist to listen to.

I am also possibly 70 years old.

I bought 25. In CD form. It should arrive tomorrow. NO ONE WILL TAKE IT FROM ME.

What every fancy bitch needs? A bidet. But it’s not always easy to just plow some room in your bathroom to put one next to your toilet. So next best thing is this bidet seat that replaces your toilet seat. You can set it to heat so in those cold winter nights when you need a midnight tinkle, you can enjoy the warmth…

I hope he never does.

My favorite photo from the book:

like seriously, i had to get a tiny little biopsy on my outer labia once, and dealing with THAT was horrendous(actually I’m just a big baby and it was fine and mildly annoying but whatever)...I can’t even being to imagine....i guess you gotta get a catheter or something...

Church ladies get things done.

The Greatest Irony of All: If it weren’t for women members, there would be no churches. Anywhere.

Yeah, we could easily solve the problem by allowing people to sell their kidneys. If it is safe enough to donate for free, it is safe enough to sell. The only country that allows organ sales is also the only country without a waiting list, Iran. I would also add, that if you are rich, it is relatively easy to go to a…

OBVIOUSLY, those women are not more scantily dressed than a Victoria’s Secret ad. That guy is dumb. And, obviously, this is some “eww, periods are gross! girls are gross!” bullshit. That said, that grapefruit is kind of freaking me out.

Cleavage is encouraged in public spaces...as long as they aren’t involved in breast feeding.

Also, it’s just a really stupid phrase—what else would you expect a human woman to give birth to if not a baby?

I get why she’s upset. It’s not necessarily the references, but the general dismissiveness. Wiz Khalifa’s baby mama? Word? They were married. Hell, they still ARE married. Like, if nothing else, just focus on her being the baddest bald bitch in the game. The rest of the shit just looks reductive as fuck.

I like this gal more and more every day. She’s really impressing me with her using her odd celebrity brand to affect positive change instead of only making bank.