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I have a hard time feeling bad for her. Considering the fact that in order to go through with this fraud she had to agree with the lies, there’s no way all of this happened without her knowing it. She agreed to it, and she really didn’t have to. I’m sure her parents pressured the hell out of her, but if she had all

“I grew up in a spacious split-level in Prince George’s County, Md..”

Where are you from? I’m from Forestville. Hispanic and quite brown, but definitely thought I was white until around middle school because that’s what everyone called me.

Reading her books, like A Course in Weight Loss (which recommends putting your face “atop a picture of a beautiful body” and then displaying those photos “in various places around your home”)

I wish I could have seen this when I was in high school, but typical goth/butch/weaboo high school me probably wouldn’t have appreciated the subtlety. High school movies with predominantly white casts always felt like they were set in another universe.

Thighs are the best. I need to bury mine in vegetables to get my husband to eat it though, he finds all of the things you mentioned (tendons, skin, fat) to be gross because a history of surgeries has made anything visceral horrible for him. Bummer for me, I much prefer dark meat.

This is lovely. Thank you for educating us on this important woman.

Oh thank you, I appreciate it! :)

As a lady in the metal scene, I can say a lot of men still have this idea of women; that we’re there to be used.

#RunTiffanyRun

The pizza does indeed taste like ass. I was hella skeptical when they teamed up with Capital City Mambo Sauce (I still argue the pronunciation is “mumbo”, but I digress...) but if they’re actually putting in the work to get rid of these racists then I’ll support them. Just as soon as they figure out how to make pizza

Yeah the only thing that works for me is Benadryl and it puts me to sleep. I need to just avoid dogs. Cats are fine. 

In my experience, yes. Last night I hung out with a supposedly hypoallergenic dog and I was sneezing and my eyes were burning within 5 minutes.

Sometimes I’m sad that I’m allergic to dogs.

Only six episoooooodes! I need more!!

I’m actually really impressed she was willing to share this with the world. I’m not the biggest fan of hers, but I think she deserves some kudos for being honest about addiction.

I did.

It’s not even a surprise anymore. Of course they’re going to claim American rights are un-American, they don’t consider us to be Americans.

It’s because they don’t see us as people you might run into every day. We’re exotic, we’re like rare birds. Except a lot of Latinos are also indigenous Americans so we’re really not all that rare, they just see us this way. 

I used to love this show but it was definitely not appropriate for tiny me! My parents wouldn’t let me watch it so I had to sneak it, somehow. I still love watching reruns.

I had a hard time finding most of the characters in this show likeable. Maybe it’s because I’m involved in the metal scene but holy damn am I sick of satan this and satan that. Satan is played out, y’all.