Unless it was necessary

From the article about Igloo Australia:

No way this is anything but a Fred Armisen Portlandia character.

As someone who has been recovering from Chinese food caused food poisoning since Saturday night, fuck these guys. Round them all up and burn them at the stake!

I KNOW! I love Chinese food too. Well, unless it's Midwest/Rust Belt "Chinese" food, aka Chicken Tenders in Sweet Chili sauce.

Holy crap, that is just rich. I'd say number one takes the cake, but they are all deliciously awful. Why am I never this creative enough? My anger fades quickly at my sworn mortal enemies and then I can't be bothered to plan out any type of creative revenge, other than forgetting their existence (I literally just say…

I disagree- I think Kim is a vapid, self-centered narcissist. She was born into the 1%, but without fame so she leeched onto classmates like Paris Hilton with name recognition to be part of the entourage. Kris Jenner is a thirsty narcissist also desperate for fame who saw an opportunity to use her daughter's sex…

Did the kid look like this?

I always see things as potentially chocolate.

Fruitcake is actually good if you make it with real dried fruit - I like apricots, cranberries, dried cherries and pineapple. It's just a really dense spice cake. I don't know why that nuclear fake-fruit stuff exists. Might as well just bake in jujubes.

Girlfriend does not appreciate my rendition of every Christmas song she's listening to into Christopher Walken's spoken word poetry.

Fruitcake is one of those mind boggling things that I enjoy now as an Old.

Story time!

Why would she put the radioactive cherries/orange peel in? Obviously this is part of her plan to slowly murder her siblings and inherit all the money. No human should eat anything that day-glo.

Now, a fruitcake that's made mostly of dried fruit and nuts that actually look like the original fruits and soaked in…

You've made me anti-nostalgic for my days in Houston, where Benihana is one of the better choices for Japanese food. At least it tasted like the person who made it had actually eaten it before - most other Japanese restaurants tasted like they had just seen Japanese food in pictures.

Wow, your comments about life as a "fat" person in relation to food (i.e.: living) stopped me in my tracks. I have spent my life with that attitude. I am a child of a mom with an eating disorder (didn't all moms in the 60s have eating disorders?) and swore not to pass it on to my daughter. But she developed type I…

I told my students I was a vegetarian and one of the kids (a 13 year old football player) literally laughed at me. People assume that fat people spend all day shoving fast food into their faces, but doing any kind of clean eating vegan lifestyle becomes even more of a joke.

But for how long at a million degrees?

THANK YOU FOR VALIDATING ME

Yup. Totally different. I mean, at first I was just trying not to laugh so loud that I'd wake up the toddler, but when we started getting into the fat person dynamic of it, wow shit got real. Especially since I like tofu, but I'm not allowed to genuinely like it because fat. I can't order it because I like it, nope, I…