Hooper drives the boat, Chief.

I have a 125 lb. eight-year-old Rottweiler with an excepetionally high prey drive, and no, I have not because when we go for walkies her leash is always looped around my wrist and then looped around my palm.

Yo, Luis, “months-long courtship?” The words you’re looking for are “months-long targeted harassment.”

Exactly this. Egypt and Libya immediately spring to mind, and I’m willing to bet if you asked 100 U.S. Americans where those two countries are located, 90 would say the Middle East.

That’s it! THAT’S WHAT HER ACCENT REMINDED ME OF!! Thank you. I, for the life of me, could not place it, and it was driving me nuts.

My first thought exactly. I’m really not sure how I would’ve reacted in this situation, honestly.

It’s also clear from every single response to the tweet, that none of those people understand that.

Amy Schumer isn’t funny though.

Right? He tried to be clever, I guess, but came up short. Because, like the vast majority of people in the lower 48, he doesn’t comprehend anything about Alaska.

It’s almost too bad billboards are outlawed here, because that would delight me every time I passed by.

Instant Pot (or any electric pressure cooker).

Many times I’ve wished we could chuck the whole Drumpf family down the pan.

THIS.

I’m pissed this dickwad is using Overwatch as their display name. It’s a Jan, not a Felicity.

lol, Wut?

Don’t feel guilty. It’s a useless emotion anyway.

Pumpkin Pie is trash. Sweet Potato Pie, or gtfo.

I also have an internet friend in Florida, she’s near Ft. Meyer (SW area) and is sheltering-in-place. She runs Helping Paws22 animal shelter and could not feasibly evacuate all the animals, and she certainly was not going to leave them to fend for themselves.