Matt Bevin, and every man like him, should be forcibly sterilized.

Yeah, Colin Firth can get it.

Right!?! I was all: FDR in a wheelchair does. not. compute.

Oof, I hate that so much. Whenever someone comes at me with that particular line of bullshit, I like to bust out the Teddy Roosevelt passage from his 1918 editorial:

It always throws me for a second when I see a shorn Freddy sans moustache.

He did hit Bieber in the face with a golf club once, but that was for the good of humanity.

Exceedingly.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Death Becomes Her. Yaaaasssss.

Aaaaannnnnnddd now, I need to watch Soapdish again. Is it on Netflix?

*raises hand

Seriously? I mean, I roll my eyes when I see ten or twelve year differences (Sean Connery/Harrison Ford come to mind), but nineteen seems completely plausible to me.

Beautiful. Stealing.

Do you read GoFugYourself? I love those ladies. Nobody gets a pass when they look terrible. Nobody. Even literal royalty.

This!!!!!

He didn’t assault this shithead. He was charged with disorderly conduct, not assault (or even theft). Please don’t conflate the two.

That wasn’t assault though. He didn’t lay hands on the shithead, just his janky flag.

All the fucking stars.

Seriously! Her posture is atrocious.

Why does the Resolute desk look like that?!?!?!