Hmmmm. Yoga? I think he was doing it wrong.

Original George Bush? Or George Bush Lite?

All the stars for “cockgerbil.”

You’re awesome, and have the right of it. If we ever go to the movies together I totally have your back.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! THIS. So much this. Ass slaps and high fives!

NOPE.

Whoa. There’s a “complete asshole” in this comment thread, but it’s not benjaminallover. Holy shit.

Not to take away anything from this man’s experience, but Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens can come for me any time. Day or night.

Bless all theses threads. I haven’t laughed so much in weeks.

Yes! Every woman should have a “fuck-off fund.”

As one who hails from Alaska, I can’t co-sign this enough. I would rather have on too many layers, than too few.

Yes! All the Working Girl love.

Family members showing signs of rabies must be immediately and humanely killed.

“You said buy you a pie, bitch, I bought you a pie. Bitch, I bought FIVE pies!”

I have not seen PoI, but Caviezel in The Count of Monte Cristo, yes. PLEASE. I simply ignore the facts of his life when watching because I'm never giving that movie up.

How do you feel about a quick trip up to Juneau. Pun intended.

Man.

Wordy McWord. It’s cub-petting and it’s disgusting. And you also can’t tell me that Khloe doesn’t know/remember when Beyoncé was called out about this very thing last year.

Kale.

Alaskans refuse to acknowledge that it's hilarious.