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omg I miss that stuff! Used to drink it in Kansas.

I've been on a mission about this. Every time we here about a married woman who was murdered, we *always* suspect the husband. Even if he seems so nice, people are always like, oooo he must have a dark side. But when a woman uses her voice to accuse a man of hurting her, she is silenced. Because woman are just

Inspiration porn is it’s cousin. Those of us with disabilities ( I have MS and ankylosing spondylitis and care for my aunt who has a profound intellectual disability) are never portrayed as living for *ourselves*. We are catalysts for able-bodied people to feel good about themselves and reach *their* potential. (Or

I totally understand. I got to the point where I had a complete hysterectomy at 25. Some people think I was crazy, but I never have regretted it and it's been a long time now.

ahh butts that's the live one. not as good :(

When he makes that look on his face like in the pic, it always reminds me of a kid who is proud he used the big boy potty

His eyes glow red at night.

As a person with Crohns, bring stuck on the side of the highway for as long as she was is just about your worst nightmare. *shudders*

That Morgan man needs to learn to back up has goddamn pictures. Phones get lost! Stolen! Taken by drunken Biebers! Jesus.

I read conspiracy websites when I can’t sleep and the clones are some of my favorites! Did you know???!!!?? that Queen Lillibet also has secret underground lizard alien rituals and Diana was killed because she refused to attend any more? But idk why she did not have a clone. This seems an odd oversight, to me. Those

I just mutaliated my hair in a home hair cut gone awry and also have not had sex in a million years so, no, it is not me.

I’ve always assumed the term Becky came from “Baby Got Back”, where that white girl is all, “omg Becky, look at her butt”. But now I wonder if it was already a term? Chicken or egg thing?

yeah, it’s I think it's easier in some states. My dad is a notary and is the laziest mofo you have ever met. He never would have done it if it took what you needed.

It worked so well during the Great Depression!

They also help if your dog is 13 and senile and has anxiety attacks.

maybe this *is* hell

I'm more of a dog person, but have no qualms with her taking her rightful place as my Queen.

I fucking hate it. It makes everything look like maternity wear.