I’ve not heard Kim Jong Orange yet. It now lives at the top of my euphemism list, second only to “open-faced quesadilla” and “malevolent traffic cone”.

This man is a fucking thin skinned coward. I sincerely hope the Press goes through with it, using the most awful mock-up dummy of Trump they can find, sitting on a chair.

I was kind of hoping that he would attend and die from a rage-stroke halfway through the opening remarks. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait for Colonel Sanders to finish him off instead...

Yes. Good thing the guy running the White House doesn’t need a safe space, like us whiny triggered libruls.

If the world were just, he wouldn’t be attending because he won’t still be president on April 29.

They should give Hillary the seat and table that would have been occupied by Trump. Heck, maybe even roast Hillary as they would have if she was president. Heck, they could even make her the focus of the night and pretend that she’s president.

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

Kim Jong Orange, like most despots and tyrants, lacks the ability to laugh at himself.

They should invite Hillary too. She did win the popular vote, after all.

Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

Leslie Jones should sit in as Trump. Doesn’t have to say a word. Just sit next to the comic and pout.

Yes. These anonymous leaks of classified information that must be investigated come from made up sources that should be ignored. What isn’t clear about that?

I’m confused. The “fake news” by “made up sources” is simultaneously real leaks that the FBI can’t stop?

I’m speaking of our ‘we the people’ collective rock bottom. This is when we should be removing him from power. Alas, we won’t try until it is too late.

The camps I assume would be rock bottom but i’m sure we’ll find out soon enough.

I’m going to be sick

I’m confused. The “fake news” by “made up sources” is simultaneously real leaks that the FBI can’t stop?

Rock bottom? No way. He’s going to keep digging.

So, what is rock bottom?