ducatitoaster
Ducatitoaster
ducatitoaster

Anything can be a racecar if you get enough people to race them put fender flares and enough stickers on it. :D

So are Trump’s hands as small as they say?

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the

godless Illuminati and their cult, celebrating it and their Nazi like police state

Seriously - what in the right wingFuck is this nutjob talking about?

I mean, he could just say: “the choreography was a little over the top”.

Fuck cancer.

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Not to be an asshole, but how hard would it have been for two grown men to fight off an emaciated 100-pound cat?

Speaking as an American, I think I and my fellow American citizens have forfeited any right to criticize anyone else’s government.

Heh. Could only have been topped by ‘Christiana Morales’.

Hey leave the GS out of this. :) Just joking, but honestly i feel bad for sport bike riders that I come up on in the canyons. Especially the ones having a hard time taking the corners at the speed limit. I am nothing great or anything close to it, but i swear by rider training. I am hoping to get out on the track here

In further news: HD shocks analysts when total revenue dropped by only %10* after the closure of their manufacturing facilities.

1.) Rossi’s comment about what it takes to move to Ducati was a total head-game comment to nudge Lorenzo to leave Yamaha. Better for Rossi.

I'm 5'6 on a good day. Have the standard model. Put the hyperstrada seat which is .5" lower. I'm on my toes, but manage the bike well since it's pretty light.

The bike carries its weight pretty well and the seat is pretty narrow, but you'll wanna go see one at a dealership to make sure