That is actually not how a war with Turkey would evolve from my viewpoint: Next day the Turks start hostilities openly against the Russians, Armenia, backed by the CSTO rapid response force and the Central Asian assets would likely advance 50Km into Azerbaijan and Turkey territories creating a double front and a…

While I agree with you the real reason goes way deeper: most southern european NATO countries are unlikely to defend a traditional foe like Turkey. Full Stop.

Yes, this, I caught a few days ago my 4 years old son standing on top of our main room’s table with the trousers down and peeing all over the place while laughing...

Nothing in that proverb about “you show the Desert Eagle to the ladies”?

Small tiny budget, huge massive balls!

You could also get a slightly used Ducati Monster 696 like mine, get accustomed to the tradeoff of a slightly sportier posture and then have zero issues with suspension or city rides given lightweight of the thing (about 160Kg empty), low gravity center and suitability for shorter rider types.