I use my top fuel dragster to inflate my kids bounce house.

Juggling looks easy. Can you juggle?

You still in Yurp?

She ran a 3.86 on that run, that’s competitive today.

The exhaust makes about 2,000 to 3,000 Lbs. of downforce, the rear wing, 12,000 Lbs!

The crankshaft is similarly ground, it twists several degrees and that fucks the timing.

Removing the ear buds is a bad idea. They make 160 decibels and that will ruin your hearing pretty quickly. Most events hand out ear plugs as you enter the track. The most impressive part is how the sound waves shake your guts like a jackhammer. If you have diarrhea, stay home.

It looks like an eighth-mile. 200 MPH in an eighth-mile is insane.

I wonder what the quarter-mile times are?

Depends?

Those G’s should have pushed all of his blood into his feet killing him instantly. Guy Martin is an android, obviously.

Flown to Italy to test Ducatis. You may be currant, but I’m jelly.

Nice writing there, Kid.

AC/DC is the best band in the world.

Hogan-Denton Shitstorm for sure.

Fuck that guy.

The author specializes in beater hoopties, so, what did you expect?