I’m still hoarse from screaming, “Fuck you, you pussy faggot bitch!! Ahahahaha!!!!111one !1 Wheeee!!!!”

Disney hides penises all over their animated films. Would Disney do this? In a heartbeat.

I have to admit I was too concerned with Tate’s tits. When Holly kicked her square in the chest and her foot pulled Cupcakes top out of shape I nearly fweeked.

Head down in awesome MMA shit all night, who won Supercross and what happened to Bubba?

They did but they can afford it. Not even a ripple in the pond.

That was the exact moment when I knew my $60 was indeed well spent.

That was a great fight. These underdogs can keep winning as far as I’m concerned.

That was a good fight. Way to go Cupcake.

I saw a car on fire today, I think it’s a Toyota, those crap boxes all look alike to me:

The small tires seem, er, too small for the freeway, but, OK I guess.

Incredibly cute and surely a blast to ride. Part of me says I’m too old for that bike and another part of me says where’s that shit come from?

Not sure I can articulate this well but, supercar designs have been expolited to the nth degree, it’s like there’s nothing that hasn’t been tried. My eyes glaze-over at them now, it’s not like I’m shopping or anything.

That’s a clever one. Those DARPA guys are nuts.

Style yes, brand, no. Yamahas don’t all look the same, Hondas, Triumphs, no, Aprilia, etc. Only Harley’s all look alike. Ew. I don’t know how anyone can tell them apart.

Ok, here goes: Why do all those bikes look almost exactly the same?

A billion-dollar dick-waving contest.

Thank Dear God that we finally got a Gay President so that we can have all these wonderful things! Thank you Jesus!

“If your car can’t handle being parked in a lot without you fearing it will get a ding, you shouldn’t be parking in public parking lots.’

I park on the far side of the parking lot away from any cars. I get a little extra exercise and avoid mouth-breathing assholes bashing my car-in with the doors to thier shit boxes.

And big natchuls!