I know this whole article is a bit of a joke, and that even his Tweet is mostly a joke, but it just seems odd that you’d never mention the last part of that Tweet: “if only I could remember the start lol” because he had a serious drug addiction. I would imagine that’s really the point of his whole Tweet ...

Wow, this looks really fun! I wasn’t really sure what to expect, but I love the tone--walking that line between comedy and horror.

He specifically said in his review that it’s nice to see a movie that’s not styled like a Marvel movie.

I haven’t watched too much of Smith’s seasons, but I did love that about the Tenant era. Davis is not always a great writer, but he is generally great at his characters—within a few minutes of meeting anyone, you’re usually both interested and invested in them.

I’ve mostly been out of it since RTD, and I’m glad to hear some of Moffat’s tenure was great but his over-plotting and under-characterizations very quickly turned me off in season 5, but I am SO ready to jump back in.

I knew this in my heart of hearts, but it’s so great to hear it confirmed. They are both such lovely people--and great actors.

Was too young for Cheers when it was on (although my love of Frasier led me back to it—thank god it’s on Netflix), but Becker was my first exposure to Danson. It’s not an all-time classic, but it was a fun show and he was great in it—it’s such a different turn for him being a complete asshole, but damn if his…

I’m kind of in the same boat—he’s good, but the character’s only ok ... and the raging sexual chemistry they keep playing up between him and Rebecca just ... isn’t. It seems clear that they just had to scramble a bit for a Greg replacement after Fontana left.

Many of these are classics, or at least funny and well-written, but there are about a dozen songs from Steven Universe that could stand up to the best of them, so I question what the hell any of you were thinking.

I could swear they did away with them a few years ago and that I’ve seen $6 foot-longs advertised.

As someone who’s always gone 3-4 times a day, this is so weird! I can’t imagine pooping only 3 times a WEEK! I would feel bloated and disgusting constantly.

It’s the only home Zelda I never completed. Between the shitty controls and the lack of a real overworld, it just wasn’t Zelda to me. I hear the story is pretty fantastic, and it was a beautiful game despite the dated hardware, but I just never adapted.

You can argue whether he was a creep or not, but it was absolutely not sexual abuse in the 3rd degree. Either you didn’t read the original article (don’t, it’s so fucking terrible) or the New York statute you’re quoting.

The fake-nerd-ness of the show didn’t bother me, at least, but the poor timing and just general awkwardness of the whole thing drove me insane. I don’t know what happened to multi-cam sitcoms, they had literally decades of success, but it’s like everyone involved forgot how to make them.

I fucking love Norm, so count me in.

Your answers are fine, Dane, but all of these could be answered with THERAPY! That’s the case a lot of the times, but even more so in this week’s entry.

I love my dog, and honestly if he was better behaved in public I might be more mad about this, but I have to agree with the waitress and the top comments—not every place needs to be dog-friendly. Health (both issues and codes), liability, and just general comfort make it just not worth it to deal with them in certain…

It’s so great that there’s no clear frontrunner for “Best MCU” movie. You could make a serious case for at least 4-5 movies.

Interesting, probably unoriginal thought: If they’d known what they were doing, Topher Grace would have been a better choice for Spidey. He’s probably on-par in acting talent, but could be much bubblier and throw off wise-cracks more easily than Maguire. He’s also got the perfect lanky body.

We know. They’re saying this because the original reports indicated that it would be a reboot, whereas what he’s describing here is a revival.