Griffin: "Can you wrap dees, too?"

I certainly understand. Sometimes things have an emotional value that far outstrips any monetary value it may have.

I can't believe that I'm going to have to root for Seattle in the Super Bowl.

that's kind of how I got into soccer as well. That and the 99ers women's WC. Same thing happened with hockey, learned through playing video games

"Sorry, I thought you were black."

Wish I had known about this when I had gym class. I looked pretty sorry doing this as a kid. Now, I'll probably look just as sorry with slightly more swearing.

...and when you smell a fart you're bringing small solid waste particles into your body.

That red sweater is working harder than he ever has.

lmao elbow to the throat? He got lit up. Watch chess

No one asked you to be either. I merely explained how Deadspin might come by this information.

tips@deadspin.com, genius.

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Imo the key to getting through a reading list, is to cut more technology out of the picture. With an audio book, e.g. one on cd, there's nothing much to distract (unless the narrator sucks), no pop-up notifications to take you away, no alarms to respond to. Even my humble tablet has too many parlor tricks up its…

Go to the library, get audiobook, enjoy.
Seriously, I've gone through so many books this last year by just going to the library and getting audiobooks, listening on my commutes. I've gone through more books in 12 months than I have in the last 5 years.

Use Goodreads.com! It was the best way to keep track of my reading for my college courses. Especially when I had to read about one book per week. Now I know what I've read, can keep track of what I'm currently reading and create lists for future books I want to read. Plus the reviews are good too.

"Then as I’m reading I take notes on important themes or messages on the piece of paper..."

Why not use Goodreads? It has a pretty good "list" system (they call "shelves"), and it has three by default: Currently Reading, Want to Read, and Read. You find the book you want to read, and it to your to-read shelf. When you're reading, you can keep track of your progress, add notes. And when you're done you can…