Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

Speaking of that, $20 says Chris Kluwe shows up to their meeting tomorrow and starts breaking people. Foot people gotta stick together! 

Just as America’s Stupidest Sport bows to the power of the NCAA.

*Rick Court sees you putting head through wall, immediately tries to recruit you*

Yet another example that Canada is better.

Saying that one of the two attackers in an incident of violence is the one “in the Gucci hoodie” is a pretty clear indication of what is about to be seen.

It took him that long to realize he was on the Bills? 

I’m more a fan of pop art.

Come the fuck on.

That’s either the kid from Teen Wolf or Eddie Munster.

Probably some incompetent asshole who wouldn’t be anywhere if he didn’t have a famous rich parent. 

I know the guy on the left was president of the NRA, but I’m not sure who the guy on the right is.

Sadly, if Walker and Cruz lose in November, the real losers will be their children who will have to see the shitbags they call “dad” on a much more frequent basis. 

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

The kid’s still pissed he missed out on the hookers.

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.