Jesus, of all the things to complain about.

This game, from what I’ve seen, feels devoid of any personality. Give me the old PS2 X-Men Legends games any day over.. whatever this is.

Uh, one of the Nook kids sells medicine from the start, bud.

Why wouldn’t they just use the version from XV?

Too bad CDPR are a bunch of bigoted fuckbags.

Of all the things to whine about.

I don’t think it was intended as a burn.

Damn you must be a hit at parties.

Cry about it some more.

Oh shut the fuck up. This is the furthest thing from “carny” wrestling. I suggest you look up the history of that term before throwing it around.

Who the fuck uses Facebook?

Hopefully they buy the Moon dinner first.

That’s basically how Valkyria Chronicles plays and that game is stellar.

DAY ONE!

“By the time the game is finished, only one of these teenagers will be left. The other two will be dead.”

Fucking microtransactions. No thanks. I’ll just go play Journey again.

I mean. It sounds like some real people I know. Fictional characters don’t have to be perfect people. They can be good folks who turn into assholes. Or vice versa.

Yup - “stand right, walk left” here in Toronto too. There actually used to be signage on a lot escalators about it, for years.

Mayor Wilkins, is that you?

Tourists should stfu.