The world had to sacrifice Macho Man Randy Savage the last time a rapture was coming! We already lost Rowdy Rowdy Piper this year. I don’t think we can afford to lose another great wrestling hero to thwart off this one!

I am sooooooo sick of the way people act! Not every company or person needs to cater to everyone! The reason they don’t make “My baddass-burley-pirate-commando-princess costume is because there aren’t very many people that want that damn costume! I don’t think I have ever worn an off-the-shelf costume before. If this…